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The Worst Movies Ever Made
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Polar Blair's Den is all about celebrating the good things in
life. However, I feel movie-watchers should be warned about
certain films that have no entertainment value.
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the filmmakers to think about: A comedy movie shouldn't leave
you horrified and depressed. Way too gross and way too sad to get
any big laughs. Robin Williams makes either really good movies or
really stinky movies. This ranks pretty high on the stink-ometer.
this movie starred "The Transporter" guy, and the Transporter movies
are good. So why does this movie suck? This is like a
version of "The Transporter" if that film had ADHD and was directed by
Quentin Tarantino. What's with all the grizzly violence and shaky
camerawork? Totally disappointing. And I really like Jason
Statham. What a shame. They actually made a sequel!
So entirely bad on all counts.
Couldn't watch it past twenty minutes. Not even
Kathy Shower naked made this worth watching, and I never realized Burt
Ward could be SO annoying.
depressing, and dumb. A sci-fi stinker of epic proportions.
Hokey-rific! And something totally original: An oppressive
government in the future does...something...and I've already lost
interest. Christian Bale's the headliner in this farce.
Robin Williams stinker! The original Flubber movies from the
1960s aren't great, but they're watchable. This was way
awful! Absolutely no attachment to reality. Everything
about this movie is so annoying and doesn't make sense.
"The Gods Must be Crazy" (1980)
This is so
God-awful (pun intended) that I'm surprised it's had sequels. People must be crazy!
I'm not a
great fan of Bill Murray, but he does have some good shows. This
is his absolute worst. Redundant and unfunny all the way
"Once Upon a Time in Mexico" (2003)
The previous movie in this series,
"Desperado" (1995), was so good! This movie completely ruined
what could have been a franchise. A totally incoherent story and
stupid action sequences. So, so bad.
don't usually agree with movie critic Roger Ebert. I don't like
Roger Ebert. But I'm in total agreement with him that this movie
entirely sucks. I hate, hate, HATE this movie. It had Robin
Williams. It was advertised as a comedy. I thought it was
worth watching, so sue me! Here's a thought: If it's a dark
drama, leave it as a dark drama. If it's a lighthearted comedy,
make it a lighthearted comedy all the way through. Trying to
combine the two was a total mistake. Consequently, I was too
depressed by the time it came to the funny parts to even laugh.
This movie brings you right down.
"Scenes From a Mall" (1991)
boring and pointless I couldn't finish watching it. The ONLY good
part is when Bette Midler kicks Woody Allen in the nuts.
"slasher" horror movie with absolutely no point and no light
side. Worst of all, it's boring and uninteresting to
follow. Who cares who gets killed? It's all the same,
"Troll 2" (1990)
This is quite literally one of the
worst things ever. It has NOTHING to do with "Troll" (1986) and
features not even one troll, but an army of shape-shifting
goblins. Incredibly bad acting, bad story, bad special
effects. Just all around bad. What is surprising to me is
that this movie has some sort of a cult following among nerds.
There was even a special 20th anniversary release on DVD. It
stars...who cares? Everything about this movie straight up sucks!
Undertaker & His Pals" (1966)
probably the absolute worst movie I've ever seen. It does,
however, have two highlights: Sally Frei and Warrene Ott. Those
girls are hot, hot, HOT, and they do show some acting talent. But
all the male actors are just awful. The whole movie was a wash
outside of Frei and Ott.