Bringing
Down
the
House
(2003)- This is a very funny movie with a
great cast and an interesting story. Queen Latifah plays Charlene
Morton, a woman wrongfully convicted of a crime she did not
commit. She enlists the help of a very reluctant lawyer, Peter
Sanderson (played by Steve Martin), to clear her name. In the
meantime, Sanderson's life is turned upside down while at the same
time, brought together. The entire cast is excellent. Queen
Latifah and Steve Martin sound like an unusual pairing, but they really
worked well together and have a great onscreen chemistry. Other
standout performances include Eugene Levy as the nerd lawyer with a
fascination for chunky black women (he refers to Queen Latifah as the
"Cocoa Goddess"), Missi Pyle as the abrasive, golddigging
ex-sister-in-law of Steve Martin, Joan Plowright as the wealthy,
uptight, racist old woman that Steve Martin has to cater to, and Betty
White as Steve Martin's racist old lady neighbor (and sister of his
boss).
Cast:
Steve Martin as Peter Sanderson
Queen Latifah as Charlene Morton
Eugene Levy as Howie Rottman
Joan Plowright as Virginia Arness
Jean Smart as Kate Sanderson
Missi Pyle as Ashley
Betty White as Mrs. Kline
Kimberly J. Brown as Sarah Sanderson
Angus T. Jones as Georgey Sanderson
Steve Harris as Widow
Jim Haynie as Ed Tobias
Michael Rosenbaum as Todd Gendler
Linus the Dog as William Shakespeare
Director- Adam Shankman
Writer- Jason Filardi
Alternate
Titles:
In the Houze [US; working title]
Jailbabes.com [US; working title]
Invasion
of
the
Star
Creatures
(1962): FUN LITTLE MOVIE, BUT
CERTAINLY NO MASTERPIECE!
Frankie Ray as Private Penn
Bob Ball as Private Philbrick
Gloria Victor as Professor Tanga
Dolores Reed as Dr. Puna
Mark Ferris as Colonel Rank
Trustin Howard as Sergeant Glory (credited as Slick Slavin)
This is a
good story and interesting premise, but hampered by poor
execution. It was written by Jonathan Haze, who is best known as
playing Seymour in the original "Little Shop of Horrors" film. It
was originally intended that Haze play a lead, but that never
happened. It's also been said that Dick Miller was going to play
the other lead. That would have been great, because they were
both very schooled actors.
No one in
this film was real strong on acting talent and it shows. That's
not a terrible thing within itself, but this was a purposely
over-the-top comedy that needed comic timing...and didn't get it!
This should have been toned down. What could have been funny or
otherwise cute moments was greatly over-played.
Bob Ball and
Frankie Ray did pretty reasonable and were easily the best male actors
in the film. Ball's Private Philbrick was a more interesting
character. Between the two, he was the goof, and at times he
talked, and acted, similar to Curly from The Three Stooges.
Frankie Ray's Private Penn was an interesting straightman. And
they both looked like comedians. Onscreen, they were pretty fun
to follow.
Trustin
Howard, credited in this movie as Slick Slavin, played the hip,
slang-talking Sergeant Glory. This was a funny, likable character
full of the early 1960s beatnik jive. We don't see too much of
him, but he was memorable in a good way.
Mark Ferris
as Colonel Rank was too, too over-the-top, and not funny.
Memorable in a bad way. I just found Rank annoying. Ferris
was trying too hard, and he should have toned it down. A more
subtle bumbler, like Peter Sellers' Clouseau, would have been much
funnier. Ferris' actions were good and funny, but he just talked
too much and too loud.
The sexy
spacewomen characters...okay, THIS is the reason to watch the movie
right here. First of all...WOW! Tall and racy. The
names of Puna and Tanga are also pretty novel, if you get the
joke. I'm surprised it was allowed in this movie, but this WAS an
independent film. Gloria Victor is the statuesque brunette,
Professor Tanga. Dolores Reed is the well-proportioned blonde,
Dr. Puna. They're not bad actresses, either, but they're
definitely not trained. They present incredible visuals, however,
and are likable.
The only
reason the awful special effects are even a little bit tolerable is
because this was a comedy spoof on 1950s sci-fi movies. Even at
that, the plant men are bad. Real bad. And stupid.
The scenes where the two bumblers are running away from the plant men
are too awful to watch in their entirety. It would have been
better just to show big men with green makeup as plant men, rather than
guys in idiotic costumes made of stockings, burlap bags, and ping pong
balls. They weren't scary...they weren't funny...they were
nothing. They should have showed the girls more.
And was
there any reason for the Indians? They didn't move the story, or
effect the outcome in any way. What was their purpose? I'm
not at all a believer in "political correctness", but this, I think,
would be pretty racially offensive to American Indians. White
guys in Indian outfits act retarded, get drunk, and that's it.
There's nothing to it, and it's only filler. They weren't even
believable as Indians.
This film
has NEVER been favored highly by critics. And it pretty much
killed the acting careers of most in the cast. This was the last
movie for Frankie Ray, Trustin Howard, and Dolores Reed. It was
the second-to-last for Gloria Victor, and the only film for Mark
Ferris. Bob Ball, who played the outlandishly silly Private
Philbrick, did do quite a bit of acting through 1992, and in many top
television and movie projects. It's not surprising that he did
the best of anyone, because he does display the most acting talent in
this film. Still not top-shelf material, but he was only in
acting a few years up to this point. It's sad that this movie was
made so duddy, because the lovely starlets Gloria Victor and Dolores
Reed deserved better. They should have had a chance to star in a
lot more shows.
One thing
that ticks off film critics and movie watchers is the misleading
title. "Invasion of the Star Creatures" sounds more legitimate
than what it was...like a real sci-fi thriller! Cool title, but
misplaced. A title more befitting of the light-hearted sexiness
would have been better. Even a slight switch to "Invasion of the
Star Dames" would have been good. Another upset was the poor
acting and very weak budget. Even a sci-fi comedy is befitting of
a better spectacle. The hot-bodied women carried the movie,
that's for sure.
The only
cool story device in this movie is the interplay between the two male
and two female leads. I like it that the spacewomen are tamed by
the "sweet little gentlemen" and become their wives at the end of the
film. Overall, this is a fun little movie that's great for
late-at-night, casual viewing. It certainly won't appeal to
everyone. You have to like wacky comedy and sexy women characters
to get into it.
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Kangaroo Jack (2003)- I love
this movie! It's so much fun! It's kind of like watching a
live-action Road Runner cartoon with an interesting back story. I
enjoyed the whole cast, but Anthony Anderson is definitely the life of
the party. Without him, there wouldn't have been a movie.
Charlie
Carbone (Jerry O'Connell) and Louis Booker (Anthony Anderson) go to
Australia to run an errand for Charlie's evil gangster stepfather,
Salvatore Maggio (Christopher Walken). They are to deliver
$50,000 to hitman Mr. Smith. What they didn't count on was
hitting a kangaroo with their rented Jeep. Believing the kangaroo
was dead, the two idiots have fun dressing him up and taking
photos. They didn't expect the kangaroo to wake up and run
off. The worst part of it is that the kangaroo has the $50,000 in
the coat pocket.
The rest of
the movie is a hilarious, Road Runner type chase where every attempt to
catch the kangaroo backfires. Add a wicked Australian hitman and
his gang to the mix, along with Maggio's gang members and a whole score
of colorful outback characters, and you have a really interesting
action-comedy the whole family can watch. The kangaroo is named
after Jackie Legs, a gangster Charlie knew who had an uncanny
resemblance to a kangaroo.
One last
thought, I really enjoyed Estella Warren in this movie. She's
attractive and a great personality. I also think she's great in
the "Planet of the Apes" film (2001). Warren does have a
respectable acting resume, but I was really hoping she'd reach
superstar status. Why don't we hear more about her?
Cast:
Jerry O'Connell as Charlie
Carbone
Anthony Anderson as Louis Booker
Estella Warren as Jessie
Christopher Walken as Salvatore Maggio
Michael Shannon as Frankie Lombardo
Marton Csokas as Mr. Smith
Bill Hunter as Blue
David Ngoombujarra as Sr. Sgt. "Mr. Jimmy" Inkamala, Australian Police
Dyan Cannon as Anna Carbone
Director- David McNally
Writer- Steve Bing, Barry O'Brien, Scott Rosenberg
Alternate
Titles:
Fun
Facts:
The Love Guru (2008)- This movie is
kind of like watching a hyperactive kid; funny at first, but it gets
old quick. This isn't a bad movie, but it certainly isn't a
comedic milestone. There's lots of funny little gags, but the
movie, as a whole, is way too over-the-top. So much ridiculous
stuff happens, just one thing after another, and it's not all
funny. I can understand why this movie bombed. A lot of
people aren't going to like the various bits of weirdness in the
movie. I'm a huge Mike Myers fan, but I do admit he was trying
too hard on this one. Justin Timberlake was a BAD casting
choice. I don't like to get negative in the Den, and I wanted to
like him in this movie, but the guy is not an actor. A middle
schooler could play a French-Canadian just as well. Plus, he
really didn't do anything funny. The funniest thing about
Timberlake's character was his name, Jacques "LeCoq" Grande, and his
rooster logo. They really should have gotten more of an actor for
that part.
Highlights:
Not-so-good
Things:
Overall,
this
could
have
been
a
great
movie
if
it
had
a
bit
better
direction. This also serves as an example of how important good
editing is to a movie. There's a lot of stuff that could have
been taken out. It's still worth seeing as a rental, or if you
can find it for under $10 on DVD (I did), but don't kick yourself if
you haven't seen it yet.
Cast:
Mike Myers
as Guru Pitka/Himself
Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard
Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke
Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov
Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande
Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypudha
Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders
John Oliver as Dick Pants
Manu Narayan as Rajneesh
Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke
Deepak Chopra as Himself
Jessica Simpson as Herself
Val Kilmer as Himself
Kanye West as Himself
Alternate Titles:
Fun Facts:
"Nine to Five" (1980)-
I love this movie! It was made over 30 years ago, and the ONLY
thing
different is that computers have replaced typewriters. As long as
there are a**holes like Franklin Hart, Jr. making the workplace a
living hell, this movie will have appeal. I think a ton of people
can
relate to this comedy film.
I've enjoyed this movie since I was a little kid. You couldn't
get a
better cast of funny women at the time: Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Dolly
Parton. This was really a unique team-up, but it worked
well. The
writing and acting for this movie were top-notch.
Three
secretaries battle their evil boss, and win! This is a must-see!
Cast:
Lily Tomlin as Violet Newstead
Jane Fonda as Judy Bernly
Dolly Parton as Doralee Rhodes
Dabney Coleman as Franklin M. Hart, Jr.
Elizabeth Wilson as Roz Keith
Henry Jones as Mr. Hinkle
Lawrence Pressman as Dick Bernly
Marian Mercer as Missy Hart
Roxanna Bonilla-Giannini as Maria Delgado
Peggy Pope as Margaret Foster, the lush
Sterling Hayden as Russell Tinsworthy
Honorable Mention:
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas as Dwayne Rhodes, Doralee's husband
David Price as Josh Newstead, Violet's son
Alternate
Titles:
Fun
Facts:
The
Pink
Panther
(2006)- This is NOT a continuation of the
Peter Sellers' Pink Panther films. Nor is it a prequel to those
movies. This Pink Panther film is a brand new thing, set in
present-day, and hopefully the first in a new generation of PP
films. My interest in the old Pink Panther films was always
lukewarm. After seeing previews of this movie, I was greatly
curious as to how they did it and looked forward to seeing it.
Then when I saw it, I was blown away. I actually like this a LOT
better than the Sellers' films.
Steve
Martin, as infamous sleuth Jacques Clouseau, is not trying to imitate
Sellers' portrayal. He does it his own way and it's
brilliant. This Pink Panther movie moves much quicker than
any of the previous films and is easier to watch in that respect.
I think it's filmed brighter and better, where the old films seemed a
little drab (even when they were still fairly young in the
1980s). The comedy is lightning-paced and constant.
Something is always happening. It's great physical comedy.
The fact that the story is so good is another plus. I really was
wondering who the killer was, and in most serious mystery shows I can
figure it out. This movie had me guessing. I like how in
the climax in the movie we discover Clouseau isn't a complete putz.
I enjoyed
the cast in its entirety. I'm not even going to single anyone out
because they were all wonderful. Even the bit players were
appropriate. This is an absolutely great comedy movie that
everyone must see!
As the story goes, he's a
down-on-his-luck stock car racer named Brewster Baker. After a
scary crash that nearly kills him, he leaves the circuit for two years,
mostly just messing around on smaller dirt tracks. He finally
decides to get back into professional racing when he happens to come
across six wise-cracking young kids who, for a long time as orphans,
have been stealing car parts in an uneasy arrangement with a crooked
small-town Texas sheriff named John Stone and his deputy Otis.
Brewster (Rogers) befriends the kids, takes them all the way to
Shreveport, Louisiana where he is going to make his reappearance into
the professional stock-car racing world. Many times he tries to
go his separate ways from these kids, but they stick to him like
glue. They finally prove themselves worthy of being his pit crew
and pick up the name "Six Pack". While the kids' help Brewster
rebuild his career, Brewster tries to rebuild an estranged romance with
girlfriend Lili (played by Erin Gray, who does very well).
Meanwhile, an old rival by
the name of Turk Larson...the very man who orchestrated Brewster's
"accident" two years ago...challenges Baker once again. But with
the help of the Six Pack, Brewster makes a name for himself in the
racing world once again. Brewster finally earns a sponsorship
with Ford and gets a much better car to race in Nascar's famed Atlanta
500. Does he beat Turk or not? Turk fights dirty, so it
won't be easy. You'll have to see for yourself. What I will
tell you is that by the end of the movie Brewster is a racing legend
once again, he marries Lili, adopts the kids, and they all move into a
big house that you will hear the kids conspiring to buy a few times
earlier in the film.
There is a lot more to the
story, so you really should see it. This is PG-rated movie, but
don't get the impression that this is a family film. It's got
Kenny Rogers and funny kids, but it should have been rated as
PG-13. There is some sex (nothing really dirty, just implied),
and a lot of swearing. Kenny swears a few times here and there,
which isn't bad, but one of the kids is a notorious swearer. The
one boy throws a lot of colorful language at us including words like
hell, damn, b-word, and the s-word. Plus, the idea that there is
fighting, sexual innuendos, and scenes where Kenny gets knocked out
doesn't make it like a Disney movie. However, if you're a parent
who isn't a prude, you can watch this with your kids and there will be
absolutely no adverse effects. Kids can handle it. I'm just
telling you about it so you'll know it's there.
An actress who really
stands out in this picture is Diane Lane, who plays the oldest of the
Six Pack. Her character's real name is Heather although everyone
calls her "Breezy". She's about 17 at the time of this movie and
very pretty for her age. Ms. Lane's been quite a busy actress
since that time. I also enjoy her quite a bit as the female lead
Judge Hershey in the 1995 sci-fi thriller "Judge Dredd". I
recommend her highly.
Tooth Fairy (2010)- I LOVE THIS
MOVIE! It's enjoyable from beginning to end. Dwayne Johnson
is proving more all the time that he's a really great actor. He's
had so many great roles and has proven that he can do serious stuff,
light stuff, and everything in between. In this movie, Johnson
plays obnoxious minor league hockey player Derek "Tooth Fairy"
Thompson. Due to his own misfortune, he completely slams the
dreams and aspirations of others. One night, he finds a
mysterious summons under his pillow. He is forced to serve time
as a real tooth fairy!
Rehabilitation doesn't go
smooth, to say the least. Thompson's life gets complicated as
heck, and he must learn how to commit to his girlfriend and her
children, as well as prove himself on the ice. The comedy is
fresh, funny, and continuous. There's one cool gag after another!
I'm really fond of the
cast. Everyone was great! A super special mention goes to
Destiny Whitlock as Ashley Judd's daughter, Tess. She's one of
the cutest child actors I've seen come out in many years.
Cast:
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Derek "Tooth
Fairy" Thompson
Ashley Judd as Carly
Chase Ellison as Randy
Destiny Whitlock as Tess
Stephen Merchant as Tracy, the Tooth Fairy Case Worker
Julie Andrews as Lily, the Tooth Fairy Godmother
Ryan Sheckler as Mick "The Stick" Donnelly
Billy Crystal as Jerry
Seth MacFarlane as Ziggy, the Tooth Fairy Con
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